La contracultura capitalista

Pasando de la contracultura a la subcultura para la cool-tura !!!

Ya consumada la contracultura que se consume, me tope con esta curiosa nota divertida de la nueva contracultura capitalista.

(humor cínico, está en ingles)


Como parecer un verdadero beatnic y no un emoshito : (




So you'd like to: be an angsty, artsy beatnik and not an emo . . .

Step 1: Visit you local Goodwill to purchase a couple of pairs of jeans so that you can say you shop "vintage."

Step 2: Buy a cassette player and record your favorite CD's on cassettes, because they are SO much cooler than standard technology.

Step 3: Find out where the local poetry slam is held, write some standard, self-depricating poetry, and read there, including gestures of various types.

Step 4: Buy a pair of polarized sunwear at your nearest Dollar Tree and a $150 set of giant headphones and never take either off, even if the headphones aren't attatched to anything.

Step 5: Bring your own coffee mug to the hipest shop in town, and order a chai latte with a wheatgrass shot (a truly hip coffeehouse will offer both): find an appreciative plant to dump the drink into when no one is looking. Repeat every day, followed by an intnse study of an issue of Wallpaper magazine at a table in the most isolated corner of the building.

Step 6: Read this list and purchase everything on it. Proceed to to stack them on every surface in your house. Watch movies and listen to music after midnight. Read at the afore-mentioned coffeeshop with a ballpoint pen in hand. Make lots of notes in the margins about "identity crises" and "sexual awakenings."

Step 7: Forget you ever read this list and thoroughly enjoy!

Y Compra todo lo que necesites en:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/richpub/syltguides/fullview/GMSLWQ6DLSAT Otra fuente: http://espaciocritico1.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/disfraz/#more-103